finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive
hearing noises when ur in the shower
Lets have a romantic dinner
i broke up with my gym
we were just not working out
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
"you can’t stay in your sweatpants for an entire week"
avoiding hate like
me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .
when someone you hate gets the wrong answer in class
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG …..
i was tryin to read this post out loud to fakegirlgamer over skype and laughed so hard i accidentally turned my computer off
Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!
can Americans come too