*12 year old going through a breakup* i just cant do it anymore
when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show
*steals ur credit card*
hasta la visa
Laptop Usage in Bed: the slippery slope
I relate to this on a molecular level.
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)
I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
3th time i’ve reblogged this
dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless
My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons
say what you will about english teachers overanalyzing shakespeare but that man used some hella literary devices to make dick jokes with
Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.
I have just trademarked poop. You wanna take one? I’ll see you in court motherfucker
ill bring the basketball
Like hell u are
Gaga: *sings about burqa in Aura*
white people: that is racist and offensive she needs to stop appropriating muslim culture
People in America don’t understand that the entire world is consuming their media, and we’re fucking ecstatic to see our culture and countries portrayed in American media (as long as it’s not an overtly negative portrayal)