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whitedad:

*12 year old going through a breakup* i just cant do it anymore

skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

benesmauglocked:

fwips:

Laptop Usage in Bed: the slippery slope

I relate to this on a molecular level.

urbancatfitters:

dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

1ehnsherr:

say what you will about english teachers overanalyzing shakespeare but that man used some hella literary devices to make dick jokes with

where-is-my-comb:

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.

fartgallery:

bewbin:

fartgallery:

Poop™

I have just trademarked poop. You wanna take one? I’ll see you in court motherfucker

ill bring the basketball

Basketball™

Like hell u are

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

charlesoberonn:

artslay:

Gaga: *sings about burqa in Aura*

white people: that is racist and offensive she needs to stop appropriating muslim culture

actual muslims:

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People in America don’t understand that the entire world is consuming their media, and we’re fucking ecstatic to see our culture and countries portrayed in American media (as long as it’s not an overtly negative portrayal)